do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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