found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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