Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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Even my vagina gasped.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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