Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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