When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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