In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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