32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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