If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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