How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Also, beer. Big fan.
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Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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