she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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