p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
