I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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