I'll bet she douches with gravy.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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