dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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