forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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