You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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