then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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