Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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