What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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