I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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