awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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