so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Randomize
