You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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