she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize