he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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