Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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