She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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