week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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