I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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