I'm retarded. Again.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places