So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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