They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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