nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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