C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Dignity is for republicans.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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