LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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