Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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I will pee on everything he values.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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