I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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