Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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