This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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