It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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