Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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