dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.