If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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