Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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