Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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