Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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