Its about making memories worth repressing
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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