So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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