the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I know her cup size but not her name....
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