No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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