The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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