I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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