He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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